Shot from Willy Wonka, a classic film (Gene Wilder)
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I got up early to redo the hawk, and I have a doctor visit scheduled. My poor tummy just will not work right. I have been going to a gastro doc for a few years. He is a good guy, and has put me on this drug to help. He claims there is no data to support a correlation between dietary restrictions/changes with problems during digestion(Crohn’s disease specifically). However after several years of messing around with my own diet, I have come to the conclusion that two things are bad for my stomach. First, red meat. Terrible repercussions if I have any form of this. Second, dairy. Eat a big hunk of cheese, and well, lets just say, not pretty. I also think it is best for me to keep my intake of chicken and turkey limited too. I have wavered back and forth between being a vegetarian for a while now. Not really due to the moral implications, but rather just simply due to my own health. It is more difficult to find alternative sources of protein , but it is easier to do in California than say in Missouri 
So wish me luck at the doctor. More later.